Hopefully I’ll get to tell my Xmas baby that s/he was conceived in the back of an Equinox in a Target parking lot with Counting Crows Colorblind playing in the background. That seems like a very lesbian way to get a baby.
Here’s a goof ass baby
Happy Anything, Everyone. I wish everyone many gift bags of BabyDust and an extra pile of wine and patience if you have a toddler whose routine is fucked by holidays